Kronk is one of the best movie characters of all time and anyone that disagrees can go to hell.

yeah thats right

I don’t know sir, but this is a Burger King drive-thru. Please pull around.

You wanna be mad at him, and stay back, to make him earn your love and trust again, but you’re just so damned happy, and you giddily jump up and down screaming “Daddy!” Over and over again. And your dad says “Christ, son, you’re 35, stop calling me that. And put some fucking pants on. You’re why I left.”

Seriously. Was a walking in memoriam around here for weeks and all of the sudden the corpse walks in like ‘hey, what stinks in here!’

You remember that Sunday morning, two months after dad left, you wake up and notice mom’s hair is seriously mussed, and then you walk into the kitchen and dad is making eggs like the past eight weeks never happened . . .

Probably not “right” back.

DREW I HELD MY POOP IN FOR WEEKS WAITING FOR YOU TO COME BACK SO I CAN HAVE A GREAT MOMENT IN POOP HISTORY

The light bats will be burning brightly tonight!

EDDDDDDD-GARRRRRRRRRRRRR!   

Disagree. I disagree about the cookies part, that feels like a jaded stance to take, to jump ahead to the part where we’re assuming dude did it for the clout/props.

Cool. I’ll go back to not giving a fuck then. Solve your own problems. Nice 10,000 word blog entry about your indifference, by the way. Very productive.

thank you, Samberg said some real shit there and I don’t have a problem with it.

yet another display of “Yay Progressive Whites!” with the subsequent back-patting for calling out an obviously grotesque moment in American history on national television, yet doing nothing else about its historical effects on the community today.

I grill all year. Fuck you snow, mama needs a rib-eye.

That’s ruff.

So last night while drinking too much and checking in on Drew for probably the 25th time that day, I decided to sketch a loving tribute. I use the term “sketch” loosely because I basically just ripped off (and for a good chunk of it I downright traced) the Death of Superman comic book cover. I don’t really understand…

Don’t blame me!

“The Case for Two Libations”