Typical exchange on LynxedIn.

Dear [NAME]: since you’re in Vegas where you’re allowed to bet on sports, please show your betting slip from October and consider donating a portion of your winnings to charity.

It must be such a relief for all those lifelong Las Vegas Knights fans to dunk on all the haters and doubters. God knows they’ve had to endure so much!

Barry, you fucking idiot. You made a prediction that didn’t come to fruition. Jesus, why on earth would you even do that?

Yea I’m consistently guilty of ramming 2 separate issues into 1 problem in my mind. I guess in this case part of your viewpoint is from Baltimore Sun crime reporters. They do a great job of not delving introverts everyone’s background, but for big stories they find any relevant from the pasts of defendants, accusers,…

They are lucky it wasn’t my lazy, fatass cat. He would have quit halfway across and would have bit anyone who tried to pick him up.

What does Shapo think of this?

Leave Giri alone—-he needs to find deep meaning in all things he writes, being that he’s a bitter Knicks fan trying to avoid just calling them a simple raging dumpster fire in every article.

Are you really stalking That_Other_Guy from article to article like he’s a nice black person just trying to enjoy a public park?

We disciplined the students yesterday.

Later that night they planned to burn a large wooden T on someone’s lawn. To let them know it was the Tennis team.

“OK, I’m going now... shit, I forgot my bag... ok, going now, fuck, there’s the boss...Ok, now, aw fuck, there’s Jim and he always wants to talk.. ... OK, now...”

I am taking my son who previously told me that he does not like baseball to a Red Sox game, because “I want to see Mookie Betts.” Yep, that’s how you make new, unfortunately, Red Sox fan.

You’re better at it than I:

that gif = me trying to sneak out of work 15 minutes early

So I see she’s already had some coffee.

That’s like every Dunkin Donuts in New England after 10 p.m.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

“The shitters are getting bolder” is a phrase I never thought would pass through my mind, yet here we are.

Yoir first point is flat wrong. A good business makes sure they’re putting a well trained employee to serve their customers. There is no reason to expect that they wouldn’t.