I said this in the other Jets post, but Gregg Williams lining up safeties 20 yards off the ball like he still has Sean Taylor and then being shocked — SHOCKED! — when they’re not able to compensate for, uh...not being Sean Taylor, is both fucking hilarious, and a testament to how long a guy can keep a job in the NFL…

the 90-yarder is the best because Williams had the safety lined up per usual 20 yards back and Odell still ran by him like the safety was Gregg and Odell was a head coaching job

Might as well change your handle to That_Old_Guy now 

Are we going to talk about this anywhere or is this not allowed by the bosses?

Head-scratching Homer?

His advice: Get a federal permit to kill one of the vultures, then hang it in a tree or other spot where other vultures can see it for miles around.

Imagine Andy Reid strutting around the sidelines looking like this:

Finally, a video that belongs on Deadspin.

please, no more.  this is all so depressing

this is the stupidest goddamn thing i’ve seen on this website, and I watched the entire video of Barry killing himself with scrambled eggs.  fuck

“This is some pretty heavy stuff.”

Jesus, man. This is harrowing. Like everyone else in the comments, I’m glad things didn’t go differently.

Counterpoint: The Deadcast actually answers the age old question about a tree falling in the forest.

Nearly five months ago, I suffered a severe brain hemorrhage while I was just standing around at a work party. When I collapsed, I fractured my skull.

We get it, we get it. You have a wife.

Fuck, it’s Orlando even. This might be the 3rd or 4th mascot fight he has broken up today.

The cop doesn’t flinch in the slightest upon arriving at a scene with an Easter bunny throwing down. Florida.

RUN AWAAAAAY

My wife saw this video playing over my shoulder, watched for a little bit, and said “I assume this is happening in Florida?”

It appears that the Easter bunny is, in fact, real AF