A quick note from the apple snobs of Washington:

Gala and granny smith do not even belong on a list of best apple varieties. Those are garbage apples that can best be used as compost/mulch to provide nutrients to better apple trees.

Yes, this new strategy of condemning folks who speak out and bring attention to historical injustices is way more productive. How dare they use their national platform to discuss social inequality! I applaud your enlightened and forward thinking take on how to encourage positive discourse.

It’s totally a thing. Not a common thing, but a thing. The occasion doesn’t arrive often (outside of stadium concessions as mentioned by many, many others).

I learned it from my best friend’s dad. After a 13 hour trip (which should have been 5) and lost luggage. We arrived at our destination, went straight to the bar…

Caz is a cool town. Went to school down the street in Hamilton. Which is of course not be confused with Hamilton College which is naturally over in Clinton.

Italian who has worked at Chinese restaurants (long story, don’t ask).

Just because something sells doesn’t make it good. See: Bud Light, Heineken, iPhones 6 through X, the NFL brand, Hawaiian pizza, ranch dressing.

Point is, don’t punish yourself with a shitty product just because of “tradition”.

You know Hemmerling, I’ve been a fan of your work for along time in this fair land of Kinja. You truly have been a stalwart bulwark in a tempest sea.

Durr, strippers and trophies are stupid because MLS is stupid. I know this because I appreciate real soccer football and I’m a football knower.

This comment nearly killed me. Had my (scaldingly hot) tea been any closer to my throat it could have gone poorly there.

What language are you speaking? It’s odd, but strangely beautiful.

This is the best take.

You know the division is stacked when Jerry Jones doesn’t even warrant a nomination for continuing to exist down in Dallas.

Worst take of the day? We’ll have the results at 11!

A million times yes.

This jives with the competence displayed from SODO over the past decade.

This is the correct take.

The other comments explained the reason he wasn’t offside to begin with. Additionally, the play was last played by the keeper, which would have made it a free ball for anyone, regardless of starting position on the pitch.

But yeah, in this case he was onside even before the keeper played the ball.

There has to be some evidence of character deficiency out there somewhere. He hides it so well. Must be buried deep within.

When it’s 3rd or 4th and short, your QB’s hands should be on the center’s ass.

Pool, Pond......I think either would be fine in which to drown Cherry.

Those are all good, logical answers. Am I still on the internet?