The names being brought up in this thread are borderline PTSD inducing.

Dude. Fuuuuuuuuck Ayala with a tent pole from “The Jungle”. The guy was basically a BP pitcher during his time here.

Fuck me, I forgot that Cliff Lee was part of those moves. Also, fuck Chone Figgins. What is it about the M’s that causes previously steady/established veterans to regress the minute they put on the Seattle uniform?

That’s just so....arbitrary. I haven’t seen any better, or more logical, explanation, but it’s absurd that this could really be the action which opened a number of eyes at Fox corporate.

Everything about cable news just feels like you’re an unwilling guest in a dystopian Disneyland version of journalism.

Vanilla ISIS, Y’all Qaeda, Yokel Haram

All on one thread. GD you folks are doing some outstanding work here.

Ugggghhhh. I’m so disappointed in myself that I laughed out loud at this. Take your damn star.

And so, therefor, if you don’t get the day off of work you’re not allowed to have fun or use creativity, or do any kind of celebrating with friends or neighbors. Sounds like a reasonable and open-minded take. Got it.

This blog has proved to be an excellent way to out the most curmudgeon-y, and grumpiest, of the Kinja commentariate.

Hey, can you clue a Seattle guy into this joke? I hate missing on a chance to clown on the M’s, but I’m not picking up what you’re putting down here.

Yes, and you’re another idiot who swallows loads of this liberal bullshit.

Where would we, anonymous internet commentators, be without unabashed homerism sprinkled throughout the comment section for our enjoyment?

So....do you think the statistics are actually on your side? That police officers are more persecuted relative to the marginalized communities they have historically held down for centuries?

Ah, another gullible idiot who swallows everything the establishment feeds them. Congrats, ignorance is bliss. I envy you!

Dude. Why? PTSD man, that shit is a step too far.

You’re not alone.

When the Jaguars-Eagles game and the Spurs-City one were scheduled, Tottenham were supposed to have already finished building their new stadium. However, the new stadium’s Kafkaesque construction process has resulted in numerous delays.

Stop feeding the troll man. The guy sucks. Let him sniff his own farts by himself.

While that’s happening it’s more incidental than anything. The Trust has established a track record of not following the mandates and consistently moving the goalposts of what is required for one of the Bowlen offspring to assume ownership.

Sadly, I think this is one of those cases where everyone else understands the concept and you’re not picking up what they’re putting down. C-, but I will consider extra credit if you can come back tomorrow and demonstrate an improved understanding of the material.

Brown’s fan? I never knew. I’m sorry if I ever judged your comments harshly, you poor tortured soul.