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So, is the movie not about them becoming a thrupple? That’s absolutely the vibe I got from the trailer.

The weird thing is that Tolkien NEVER stopped writing Middle Earth material. To his dying day, he kept trying to add more to the mythology and especially tried to integrate the Orcs into his religious beliefs that no race could be completely evil, which he never quite figured out.

Only on ITV can you call Irish people the N-word these days.

It’s quickly become one of the most fun parts of the show to guess what Charlie is doing just offscreen during the whole setup sequence. I’m now doing a DiCaprio point every time someone shouts to a person in the shadows.

Yeah, funny thing about that Say Anything scene: in context of the story, it’s a pathetic, desperate gesture that does absolutely nothing to win the girl over. It’s just the instant recognizability of the image that’s caused it to be remembered as a classic romantic scene, when the movie couldn’t make it more obvious

Transltion: “We fucked up HBO’s reputation so much that even the people hooked on 700 Pound Grandmas or whatever won’t pay extra for it.”

The big impression I’m getting from Gunn’s announcement of his planned projects is that the Lantern rings are going to be his version of the Infinity Stones. Just the fact that there’s something simply named Lanterns even though the main stars are two Green Lanterns very much implies the whole spectrum is coming in

Bringing back Angela Bassett’s Waller for a multiverse cameo would be a huge flex.

I like to describe it as “Succession, except everyone is the Kendall. Except somehow with even fewer sympathetic qualities.”

And the really funny thing is, the entire reason 1923 exists is that he didn’t realize Paramount was expecting 1883 to be an ongoing series, so he wrote it as a single miniseries with an extremely definitive ending. He’s also now working on another spinoff in the same time period, centered on Bass Reeves.

It just makes me happy imagining how pissed off Dave Chappelle must be that Mel didn’t call him back for the slavery story.

My favorite tidbit: Audrey Hepburn is the only person to date to complete an EGOT after their death, by getting a posthumous Grammy for a recording of children’s stories.

Kathleen is an invention of the show. In the game, they’re just a bunch of generic evil guys.

All those people pissing and moaning last week about the show cutting the scene with Bill’s magazine are pretty quiet all of a sudden.

Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross are only a Tony away from an EGOT. Bring on that rock opera we all know they have in them!

The real shame is that Bob Hoskins could have been a fantastic Mario, if he was actually playing Mario.

I kept waiting for a joke about the bullshit spiked shell in Mario Kart.

She was also Stallone’s love interest in FIST, a quite underrated movie.

Can we just talk about how none of the original cast have aged a day? Kurtwood Smith turns 80 in a few months!