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It’s going to be a bit harder to get your hands on physical copies of the movie that beats it for Best Picture to destroy, like you did with The Hurt Locker.

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The Ducktales Moon theme actually has lyrics now, thanks to the new show, which was a million times better than it had any right to be and this was one of its crowning achievements.

Did someone say the Door to Darknes?

Time for go to bed.

I’m sure she would rather have not had her particular family.

Given certain things that happen in the second game, and the fans’, shall we say, spirited response to it, it’ll be quite interesting to see what kind of tone the second season goes for.

The one part of the show I’ve really disliked so much is how much it wimps out on the Alex Jones stand-in. We know from the Benoit Blanc movies how hard Johnson is willing to go at these guys, so why would he not do it here?

It must piss him off so much that Micheal Keaton went back to playing Batman.

Also, Judd Hirsch just broke Henry Fonda’s record for the longest gap between nominations, with 42 years since Ordinary People.

I look forward to the Avatar stans destroying plenty of physical copies of the movie that dares to win BP over it...after buying them.

Everything Everywhere is the first movie to have three actress nominations since Mrs. Miniver in 1942.

Remember when they made a whole category just to mock Bruce Willis for racking up so many tiny roles in crap DTV movies, and then we found out why he was doing it, so they had to publicly apologize and scrap the whole thing? That was the most interesting these things have been in decades.

So, everyone gets that this is all a joke, right? They knew no one actually cared that much about Green being too sexy, but knew if they made any kind of deal about it, someone like Tucker Carlson would jump on it and get them a ton of publicity. And now they’re pretending there’s some huge public backlash outside of

I was kind of hoping she’d say something like “Oh god no, I’m not a nerd.”

This really does feel like the natural stopping point. It’ll already be pushing things for Kreese to continue his war against Daniel while being a high-profile fugitive, and the story just can’t be taken any further.

So what I’m getting is this movie is all about “Look at the dumb SJW libtards who think they’re so smart.” I can’t wait for Eisenberg to start ranting about how people are too “woke” to appreciate him.

It’s so weird how both Yellowstone spinoffs are FAR superior to the original show, not least because there’s none of that troubling “The main characters are always morally right just because they’re the main characters, no matter what they’re doing” stuff.

Wait, there was a new Gossip Girl?

But will this one actually accept that we can see the kids die onscreen without stabbing ourselves in horror?

The weirdest part of the movie is how it makes such a big deal about how this species believes in absolute nonviolence, no matter how justified a violent action might be, and Payakan was exiled forever just because of the chance he might have hurt someone...and then he goes completely berserk on these guys with zero