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And the really weird thing is that the first teaser had Velma herself going on a rant about this very thing. Apparently they were going for it to be taken ironically, but just like Skips and Mudflap, the offensiveness is played so straight that it was impossible to tell and a lot of people instantly wrote the show off.

They really sabotaged the show with that first trailer portraying Velma as a right wing edgelord whining about how everything is woke.

So, do we have to keep pretending Cameron is an underdog now?

I wish he’d been able to come back when the character appeared in Sarah Connor Chronicles, and hear him say those lines about how beautiful the T-1000 was. Though Bruce Davison was a quite worthy substitute.

I’m guessing a future vision of Leto II in worm form. Villeneuve already said he plans to stop with Dune Messiah as the other books get too hard to adapt, so that would be a way to nod to the material which he’d also want to keep a surprise for the fans.

Or Marc Cherry’s mother’s response: “I’d love you even if you were a murderer.”

I’m pretty sure this officially makes the show’s crew forcing that hairstyle on him a hate crime.

The greatest that’s ever been done is Nell’s scream in the car from The Haunting of Hill House. Not only is it absolutely terrifying in the moment, but it actually serves a purpose beyond that momentary scare, being fully rooted in the characters and leading to big understandings between them.

That reboot comic really does make for an interesting update of the material to modern sensibilities. Willow is an out and proud lesbian right at the start, Drusilla is completely sane and even the main villain, etc.

Craig Mazin has a weird career. Scary Movie sequels, Hangover sequels, Superhero Movie...Chernobyl? One of these things is not like the others. Oh, and he was roommates with Ted Cruz in college and despises him.

The thing everyone seems to forget about Them is that fully half the movie appears to be a totally mundane mystery story about why a little girl is by herself in the desert and can only keep shouting “Them!” The giant ants are intended to be a shocking twist on the same level as the vampires in From Dusk Till Dawn.

There’s been a few attempts to get a film series based on Donald Westlake’s Parker books off the ground. Bautista just might be the person to get it done.

All I ask is that this time he actually lets Edie Falco actually, you know, do something.

Especially known for appearing in upper crust British families, due to inbreeding.

Also Dickinson.

It was so weird to see that show give us a perfect final episode...and then keep going and ruin it with the real finale.

The best of the SNL bits was with Christopher Lee playing Henry Higgins looking for a new challenge, when Babwa shows up at his door.

The movie’s climax actually feels like Cameron screaming in your face, “GET IT, IT’S LIKE TITANIC! WHICH I MADE! DO YOU GET THAT IT’S LIKE TITANIC, BECAUSE IT’S VERY IMPORTANT TO ME THAT YOU GET THAT IT’S LIKE TITANIC!”

I saw the movie just last night, and I’ve already forgotten everyone’s names again. Hell, when one of the sons died, I had no idea which one it was.

What ticked me off the most about the movie is the criminal waste of Edie Falco. She shows up as a very promising character, has several neat scenes...and then vanishes without a trace half an hour in.