Why did you feel the need to explicitly point out the fact that the poster may be a girl, as if it were some critical piece of information we must be aware of? Sexist fool.

It just sounds like virtually every depiction of superheros ever, really. That entire genre is about relatively normal-looking people with powers, except they wear suits.

I just hate that they've become a mechanic at all. I STILL get annoyed when I think about The Simpsons: Tapped Out and how such a potentially great concept was ravaged by endless waiting. Unless it's reverted to the easy-to-handle delays you got in classic strategy/simulation games for the PC back in the 90s and 2000s…

It's probably something to do with videos having an entirely different set of conventions and traditions that pre-dates the internet by many decades. Your point is somewhat akin to saying that sound shouldn't exist in videos because most websites are silent.

The real problem is that videos shot in portrait invariably…

In theory the sky is the limit (lol) in terms of how sophisticated the physics powered by something like this could be, so it could definitely go far beyond what any PC is capable of right now.

Why is she looking at the floor in every photo? Heh.

I think that it's wonderful what they're trying to do with the bridge. At least there's some kind of indirect attempt at a last-ditch intervention before the person hurls themselves over. I can't even begin to imagine the state of mind these people must be in when they get to the edge of that cold, dark, wet…

Of course, there's the fact that when you wear glasses everyone around you thinks 'NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERD'.

(I'm kidding.)

(Only 25% of people do that.)

Erm, isn't this price fixing — which is illegal in many countries, including the US?

Has there actually been a single Sonic game since the 90s that's been truly great? Not passable, but great. The closest franchise I can analogise to is (unsurprisingly) Mario. That series' continued existence is justified by legitimately superb games, but Sonic is basically irrelevant to both kids and adults now. Why…

Artoon? Arzest? What is with these crazy studios making new Yoshi's Island games, and Nintendo... not?

"[...] it surprises me that anyone could take this as anything other than farcical or parodic."

Looks just like the GTA5 jumping physics.

Sites like Kotaku constantly writing about it likely contributes too.

Lol. Pretty easy to spot someone who knows nothing about this subject when they regurgitate the slightly exaggerated 'The PS3 is the most powerful thing in the world!!!!!' PR from years ago.

Obvious sarcasm. -1 for Hope's lack of reading comprehension and subsequent humiliation.

That awkward moment when Jason Schreier doesn't realise the product is a joke and doesn't actually exist.

The real winners are those who don't spend oodles of time as adults watching Pokemon. I caught a brief snippet of a newer episode recently, and after hearing James' new voice and being bombarded with the sheer childishness of everything I immediately deemed it better off left in my fond distant memories.

The best part is that Kotaku has been using the most link bait-worthy headlines imaginable for years.

I mean, it's not even an archaic/olde word. You can go into basically any UK shop/supermarket and find faggots. They're as widespread as... onion rings?