David Cone used to play himself too.

Glad to see Dellavedova playing some pickup games to stay in shape this offseason.

To make matters worse, his feet were moving.

It's a fabrication about majors. It was a pun, dummy.

That’s the Nats problem, not the opposing teams problem. This whole idea that it’s chicken shit baseball is ludicrous. Last time I checked managers and players get paid to win ball games, not worry about opposing teams players and fans feelings.

He’s probably more embarrassed to be seen with Kevin Connolly

What did they expect when they hired a kid named McLovin

Great. All of this is just great.

You’d probably be better off watching the last 152 minutes of Tommy Morrison’s life.

Mmm, until I hear KD mention that he likes New York, I’m not buying it.

It does seem like an important detail to leave out.

Look, I don’t want to be one of those people who needs everything spelled out for them, but a mention that there is no shot clock (I assume?) might have been worth a sentence.

You should re-create the exact same injury on yourself and then let us know the odds of survival.

You definitely get the point of the article.

“Hold this under the backboard.”

Holy shit. We finally found a football the Panthers can’t drop.

Thankfully Wideman recieved treatment for a concussion before returning to the ice, as per NHL protocol. Of course that protocol is to pop 2 Percocets and wash them down with a can of LaBatts, but still.

“Hey Russ, we know you want $25M a year, but what would you do if we took all that “extra stuff” off the table, and just did it Jesus’ way?”

this guy should know by now not to get all fancy trying to score- just pound it in. I swear some people will never learn.

If I had to break my relationship into the categories “extra stuff” and “main stuff” I definitely don’t think I would put doing it into the first one