I mean, he’s not wrong.

I just feel bad for his wife, who was forced to listen to 17 terrible jokes the next day.

Guarantee that Rousey double shank legs Coerria right off of a rear choke helix. If Coerria lasts through all of that, I’d be surprised if Rousey doesn’t immediately force a Janckman’s Plexus on her and shatter her buttonhook. Coerria’s only shot is a quick, accurate Miranda’s Reversal into a hog-nosed bat tap. Once…

I hope the Rog shows some consistency and completely fucks this up.

And they have so much DNA and fingerprints on them already that it would be virtually impossible to get any good forensic evidence off of one. Kettlebells: nature’s perfect murdering weapon.

Now is the time to have a frank discussion about kettlebell reform. They are just neatly sorted, every CrossFit gym you pass by, with their ergonomic assault handles.

Starred because you’re obviously a real man.

He lived on my hall freshman year. When he said “my name is James but I go by Dansby,” everyone lost it. He’s actually an awesome guy though. Hope he rakes with the DBacks.

Drafts are not themselves spectator sports, in spite of what ESPN and the NFL would lead you to believe.

She was forced to cut them because there were too many volunteers.

they showed a frickin video of the dam thing!

It's like Hunter couldn't believe both of his i's.

Watch the GIF or video. Now you know what an eephus pitch is. You just learned something! The internet's great.

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Costas has a point — Neumeier really is an amateur.

Ha! That's Rather funny.

He has tunnel vision from the outsider's (moving) screen.

Does this happen to Faried a lot? I'll have to ask him what the frequency is.