I’m pretty sure that’s Tom Gores. He’s the owner.

Go Lakers!

$7.5 million cap hit next season. They’re dropping this one too.

I’m not mad that I stopped working for two minutes to Google this.

That wasn’t Lindberg’s first shift. He played against Calgary last season when Nash was sick.

Right!? He would have had 65 receptions this year had he not dropped any. Instead, he had 63. NAILED IT!

though the prospect of Michael Beasley defending either Portugal's Nani or—God forbid—Cristiano Ronaldo should terrify USMNT fans.

From an April 2011 WWE corporate press release:

Montgomery gave a similar shove to an assistant of his at Stanford during a '97 tourney loss to Utah.

+1

The best part of the broadcast came at the end of regulation. Just before commercial break, Kugler stated "nobody knows the rules of OT better than Mark and I," a reference to the multiple OT games they'd called during the regular season.

Sleeping in your car isn't a crime, but being drunk and in the driver's seat when they keys are in the ignition is usually enough to constitute drunk driving.

Rack him!

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