If you've got to use a juicer.

“Don’t look at me”

At least he didn't try to fight a mirror

Oh, that’s why tonite’s version of DUAN was filed to take a hit.

“This sucks”

You shouldn't have provoked him.

Was this written after The Wall Street Journal’s 420 party?

I’ve seen him on TV!

Club chairwoman Anne Barker, said that Hart had brought the club into disrepute. She said “Any players, while wearing a Clitheroe tracksuit, represents the club .

Prayer is just another strategy the Eagles plan on employing this season.

Lotta things to process from the Dallas Morning News piece, but here goes:

Passion Pit by situation:

I always wondered what the anti-Super Bowl shuffle entailed.

Nevermind, Mr. Burke. The point is moot.

That first BU goal was a bit sketch as well https://gfycat.com/FlamboyantJitt…

Maybe someone will get one of those strongly worded pace of play letters?

Good point.

Lemme get this straight: Arizona is cool with housing lifetime probation dipshits but not immigrants? Or wild llamas?

The last time I saw a Canadian this excited was when Rob Ford won customer of the day at Tim Horton's.