About that casual cruelty...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

Hopefully, they exchanged numbers.

A KO for KO after a KO KO?

By grannys, someone get Mr. Bachelor a tallyho! He was stabbed by a doctor with eight cent calico!

First hat tip, woot woot!

LeBron’s not really known for whipping things out.

Pictured: Suspected getaway vehicle.

TLDR

Is the NASL gonna survive?

I heard Manchester-by-the-Sea was a masterpiece.

I don’t like soup

Quick! Hide the magical gold making relics!

“You go to Narshe, Zozo, Kohlingen, you go anywhere you want, and you will see devastation where Autocrossbow manufacturing is down 30, 40, sometimes 50 percent. Jidoor has a VAT tax. When we sell into Jidoor there’s a tax, automatic, 16 percent. When they sell into us, there’s no tax!”

“When The Veldt sends it people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of beasts and they’re bringing those beasts to us. They’re bringing Silver Lobos. They’re bringing Crawlies. They’re Greasemonks. And some, I assume, are good Espers.”

Drew’s been on Chopped and Barry’s been on Jeopardy!, does anybody else have any TV appearances?

Guess they didn’t know the door was Lochted

“Your sports talk radio show is Slimy and Rectum on 1050, The Sports Regurgitation.”

Lightweight

I thought Michael Strahan was on The Nobody Gives a Fuck Morning Show