I love Deadspin and I am and will always be Team Deadspin, particularly when it comes to Barstool.

Deadspin is coming off like a jealous ex...

OK. I now associate you with disseminating the Erin Andrews peephole video or suggesting in a deposition that the cutoff age for posting a sex tape is 4 years old. Hope that’s cool and a reasonable understanding of the material here at Dead Spin dot com.

I loathe Barstool but PMT is not even close to being in its shitty, misogynistic 37-year-old-frat-guy orbit. PFT Commenter and Dan Katz are successful because they know how ridiculous these mouth-breathing morons with no perspective on sports (or life) can be. I think even the PMT guys dislike being associated with…

As someone who avidly listens to Pardon My Take but very seldom finds myself reading Barstool Sports, I think it’s important to note that PMT is unique in that it does not rely on the humor referenced in this post (played out sexist, racist, etc. jokes), and instead seeks to satirize all of the stupidity that happens…

If you’re honestly associating anything the guys on Pardon My Take do with anything else that happens at Barstool, you’re clearly ignorant to the subject.

That Axel Foley jacket is the fucking bees knees too. Damn.

“My name spelled backwards is okenrub, because okenrub mah penis after I write these things.”

D.C. United drops upwards of $3.5 million plus a seven-figure salary to sign Paul Arriola today. LA drops $8 million to bring Carlos Vela to an expansion team. Dom Dwyer gets sold (between two MLS teams!) two weeks ago for $1.5 million.

“MLS sucks because all the players are bad”

“allegedly growing in popularity”

So much of the NBA REGULAR season is meaningless and ugly, I can’t believe you guys actually watch and cover this mess.

> fuck their second-rate city

Juicero is an all-timer

Jim Justice? Doc Holliday?

Ashley Feinberg is a national fucking treasure.

The GOP blew a 237-193 lead in the House.

I thought 4, for number 1, would have gotten her something. I feel bad for her. I like to play along; while watching, and sometimes it's hard to think of things when all the #1 answers have been said. (Especially when it's questions like #5, where there are only a few things it could really be.) And that's at home, on…