You should’ve heard him after he hit that fire hydrant.

Goats have been proliferating in greater Hartford in recent days.

I’m Ron Burgundy?

Sounds like somebody's still a little sore about Erik Bloodaxe's invasion of York.

What about Ratatouille 2: The Legend of the Striped Shirt?

If The Bucs can’t even deal with MRSA, how the fuck are they gonna deal with the shit that Jameis Winston tracks in?

Bubblicious? I thought Hernandez was a Bazooka guy.

I definitely misremember this

I’m shocked, I thought all Kerrs knew how to control nut-shots.

+1

When Phils Simms met Joe Namath.

Hopefully they found out who his favorite daytime bartender is.

http://youtu.be/r_5W0yrk39k

Just wait until they put Arnold Palmer in a towel

I hear Mr. Whammy has had a timeshare in Temecula for the past couple of years. Just look at Kobe's eFG%

Is bruising from a switch on the list of #IceOccasions?

I thought Susie Esposito was attempting a sponsored burn for a second.

Guess there's more to Pearland than produce themed roller coasters.

They look pretty comfortable to me

At least there wasn't a band on the field.