Maybe he’ll throw himself from the rotunda during McCains funeral?

Michelin needs to make these in smaller sizes. I wanna go 16" wheels.

I don’t trust Eagle RS-A.  Just my opinion.

Barber: What can I do for you?
BlaPublican: Give me that “one of the good ones”
Barber: I got you fam
BlaPublican: Don’t call me that.

Edit: I misunderstood and wish to retract my harsh reply.

My apologies, I misunderstood your meaning. I would delete my comment but I can’t. sorry for the hostility.

An acquaintance, who was similarly pretty, young, and white, disappeared mysteriously last year. The racists were frothing in the article comments about it being an “illegal”. Turns out it was an accidental drowning. 

CM Allen just fuckin dunked on you.

Bitch is “The Crickets” a band or something?  He had to talk over the cheering several times.

Ya mind if I go ahead and co-sigh that?

No flybys, ghostrider, the pattern is full.

Previous record: zero

Which one, right?  Theilocolypse I think.

Ever since the exodus.

No joyrides, No lowballers.

The new Camaro looks just as good as the last one, which is “meh”.
The last part is not necessary. One can be a critic without being a producer. 

She is so charming.

We’re reaching levels of white privilege that are theoretically impossible.

Maybe someone set his autocorrect to change bitch to dog?

$100k of ramen? Did Thanos snap his fingers and make half the ramen disappear?