We got stuck with American Cheese, be thankful.

Uuuuugh, silver.  That’ll really stand out from every other 911 in my area.

Could you pick me up a little something while you’re there?

That is a beautiful story.

“Death traps” that’s enough hyperbole for one day.

Oh no, Purdue fan.

I seen this movie, don’t eat it

Same. 

But the Kentucky Cooter has the power to stop Trump and for political reasons chooses not to.  He is going to use Trump until it is time to throw him away, and will probably not pay a price for it.

Link please.

That’s several times you’ve correctly identified Old Nick. You’re either paying close attention or are from Indiana.

First of all, putting Suckabee in the matchup with Pence without Mother Pence present is disrespecting their marriage.

Push up hill, ride down next?

Just the tip?  That’s not the best.

Maybe Uncle Ruckus has a computer.

Literally 7 others have made that comment, they did it better too.

I don’t think all of these hot car deaths each year are accidents. I think the incidents that are accidents are fugue states and a missing shoe won’t help. I also think that y’all been stressing me out about this for 10 damn years for no reason.

It is nice to have one more crime to seal the whole thing.

Can’t forget something I never knew about. I am learning tho.