This heffer is crying over some song.

It’s a little more complex than that.

This infuriates me. Preston sees Long spraying fire, pulls his gun, tries to fire, realizes it does not have a round in the chamber, charges the weapon, shouts “Hey N*!” and fires. Cops were right there and did fuckall. Preston needs to serve every minute of that 10 years.

I think many concrete contractors can design the pad.

Think I’m about: Took 2 Benadryl with an espresso, like my heart is racing cause I know shit is going down but I can’t open both eyes at the same time.

Spanking should be the nuclear option. If used regularly kids realize that it doesn’t hurt and it loses effectiveness real quick. You then have to escalate to beatings to get the same result. This is abuse.

That’s just super. I hope he doesn’t lash his children and pass the violence to the next generation.

damn

The questionable txt was: “watching this great movie with my BF, it’s hilarious.”

1.5 miles? That’s the distance at which Marines take the dip out our mouth in our PFT.

If you dip into the grays take your popcorn unsalted, the tears are salty enough.

Keep them postcards coming Matt.

It’s a “little on the nose” for me, but with only a couple minutes to tell a story I get the choice.

wtf?

Mr Ragestroke getting run over is far from the worst way this could have ended.

Driver has children to protect, he did nothing wrong.

Is that really what happens?

While you’re biting things, bite my ass.

I spent too much on avocado toast so I can’t afford it.

Dammit, I clicked on this because I thought it was going to be serious.