What would it cost me to pay ladies to ride elevators all day to prevent these assholes from using them?

2x Bonus if you say “Simba” when you do it.

Young sounds like a real piece of shit.
I have questions: Was Flowers even the one panhandling?
Is the lesser charge tacked on there to give the jury a way out?

This is the least offensive thing this shitheel has done.

Soon to be Ex-wife drives a Forrester...I’m guessing you weren’t her type.

You’d have to be fucking stupid to engage a biker in So Cal like this. Getting your face caved in by Toecutter and the Night Rider because you couldn’t say sorry is a bad look.

“Oh sweet Jesus, don’t let him die!”

So...y’all need some examples for your zoo or pets?

Dr. Mayo, Dr. Alabaster, Dr. Pale

Counterpoint, it’d be nice if the left lane loafers were doing 5 over the limit instead of 5 under.

lol +1

Yes, metal statues only.

he ded.

But a good way to kill the stars of Entourage.

Watch the documentary “The Brainwashing of my Dad” on Netflix. It will resonate with you.

2 weeks later “my last date tried to psychoanalyze me, she was crazy.”

https://getcrookedmedia.com/here-have-a-podcast-78ee56b5a323
For those, like me, who were wondering on Pod Save America.

I would personally garrote every member of the Entourage cast for the opportunity to just have a cup of tea with Alison Brie.

I trimmed one side of the nail, then it wasn’t even so I trimmed the other. Well one thing led to the other...and that’s what brings me to the ER today.

Wife’s reaction