Have you had really good pizza?, uuuuuugh!

Feb is the short month too, good for you.

I’ve got one who can’t fall asleep, one who wakes up early, and a partner who is super hot but also needs 9hrs sleep. things are hard

Air-to-protestor capabilities

Everything’s coming up Milhouse.

A Bentley doesn’t say “I’ve arrived” it says “I was handed this”

Put yourself down, Jones.

Failed art car.

“We joined with white women wearing pink pussy hats in “resisting,” only weeks after those heauxs slithered behind the curtains of the voting booth and elected Donald Trump.”
Those women weren’t the ones who voted Trump. You just decried lumping all people of the same skin tone into one group in the prior paragraph.

Yes, I’m not ugly, I’m rugged.

Meghan Trainor is cute, thick, and rich, but the whole thing would fall apart when she asks me what I think of the song she is working on.
Chiropractor, knows how to touch you just right, well paid.
Trainer, probably fit, maybe she does squats and has a booty.

I got the 8" instead.

I got the 8" instead.

Ahhh dammit, that 10" went up to $26 while I was shopping.

Ahhh dammit, that 10" went up to $26 while I was shopping.

lol at user name

I don’t know; it’s concealable under long sleeves, defends against blunt or edged weapons, and looks like the end of the bolts would hurt if they hit you.

Stop what you’re doing and buy this skillet now. Lodge has incredibly high quality standards.

Stop what you’re doing and buy this skillet now. Lodge has incredibly high quality standards.

Yes, don’t do det cord as it is unnecessarily dangerous, hard to come by, and could probably get you charged with more severe crimes.
Also don’t melt the statue’s head with thermite. Thermite is a mixture by weight of 75% Iron Oxide (Fe2O3) and 25% Aluminum powder. All easily purchased online. And ignited with a…

Possible exception

Perhaps you can get a refund for that typo.

St. Hazel’s bend.