That would be perfect for taking the kids to school in the morning. These vehicle mods are always so practical

Based on where the vehicle is, Im thinking he tried to drive away before getting drunkenly confused as to why there was a giant apartment window in the middle of the street, and decided to take off on foot.

+ a-slice-of-fuckin-pie

When is the worst possible time to sneeze?Right before you're about to shake hands or while you are driving?

Do you ever use the handicap button on the doors just because you want to feel like you're making a grand entrance?

Do you ever let them melt on purpose to have a lot of leftover juice in the bottom? Me too

They give medals to women now?

Dickface supreme?

Oh dear lord. Is this for real? I cant tell if somebody actually thought this would look good when they were building it.

Looks better than the scirocco

Those fans sitting courtside must have paid tens of dollars to get that view of her dunking

He is also listed as having a 22" vertical. How does 400lbs get 22" off the ground?

What happens if you have to shit real bad during a race? How does that work?

So this movie could really happen?

At one bar, a mixture that included rubbing alcohol and caramel coloring was sold as scotch.

What do you think of people who use the handicap button on doors just because they are too lazy to open the door? I feel like anything with that handicap sign on it means I am going to get fined $250 so I never touch it.

I just got caught looking down the shirt of my boss, who has a fantastic rack. I think she was pissed but didnt say anything and just stared at me and cleared her throat. Am I going to get fired?

Stretch Armstromg could dunk on anyone and block anyone on the court from anywhere on the court.

I just took a gigantic dump in my work bathroom. It was enormous, took 2 and a half days to make, and it would have definitely clogged my home toilet without even using TP. Since I was at work, I used about 70-80 sheets of TP (although its the 1 ply might-as-well-be-sandpaper TP). I am fortunate enough to have one of…

What team would they play? It would have to be really bad super heros like The Red Bee, Captain Marvel, and the Jack of hearts.