Sounds like an academic issue to me, right UNC?

He sounds like a teacher

Just what we need—more depression in Raleigh

This story has me stumped

You would think with a name like Richard, it would be somewhat easy to spell.

Heaven on a spoon

You forgot anything Will Smith, specifically, “getting jiggy wit it”

So you’re a cat guy? I pegged Tom for a cat guy, but not you.

This guy has the ultimate Caesar haircut. Look how straight across those bangs are.

Hulk Hogan

Is there anything else that intensifies a fart like a shower?

Who has the worst last name: an American with the last name Bin Laden, or ANYONE with the last name Hitler?

Never trust a man that's never had a BJ(42)

Whenever I make it with my kids, it always tastes like playdough

Someone might need to pick up Bernie Sanders and give him a ride to South Carolina

for the parts where I kept picturing Donald Trump in the throes of orgasm.

That's more of an anal history

Does he get a cool nickname too? Quarrel Tampony-Frowns?

He could get a fish dinner from this hottie if he plays his cards right

Let the MySpace bro pay him to just sit in the dugout and give off chill vibes.