Sounds like an academic issue to me, right UNC?

He sounds like a teacher

Just what we need—more depression in Raleigh

You would think with a name like Richard, it would be somewhat easy to spell.

Heaven on a spoon

You forgot anything Will Smith, specifically, “getting jiggy wit it”

So you’re a cat guy? I pegged Tom for a cat guy, but not you.

This guy has the ultimate Caesar haircut. Look how straight across those bangs are.

Hulk Hogan

Is there anything else that intensifies a fart like a shower?

Who has the worst last name: an American with the last name Bin Laden, or ANYONE with the last name Hitler?

Never trust a man that's never had a BJ(42)

Whenever I make it with my kids, it always tastes like playdough

for the parts where I kept picturing Donald Trump in the throes of orgasm.

That's more of an anal history

Does he get a cool nickname too? Quarrel Tampony-Frowns?

He could get a fish dinner from this hottie if he plays his cards right

Let the MySpace bro pay him to just sit in the dugout and give off chill vibes.

Which one of the Broncos named their dick “The fear of God”?

Whose disgusting football chin is this?