Some perspective on how historic this is:

Sevyn?

I am the Semen King

Its probably something anti-gay. ChrisJans will never change

You can tell he's drunk since he's making a pass.

But the Yankees must have a dozen Spanish speakers who could have explained this to him; I think the rule is unwritten in many different languages.

"The state chose only to prosecute Ray Rice, and we ask that the public reserve judgment until all the facts come out."

I can't have sex with my screen

Charlie Kelly would be proud

Sorry man. Next week I promise to write at least, like, six posts about how awesome it was that time a mediocre team beat a better team at home by not totally pissing away a 25-point lead.

As a proud Canadian, I wish the U.S the best of luck and good health in today's contest

we're all born free. except the blacks. and the fags. and women. #imsooooosorry

I Can't Stop Capitalizing These Words

The rare basketball Hat trick.

Getting the short-end of that trade totally prepared Jordan for running the Bobcats.

Rae Carruth served in the Harnett Correctional Institution in 2005 with...

Im sure these are more likely to appear in a star wars movie now that disney took it over

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I doubt he'll complain. 30 minutes of rice is still enough for anyone's fill.

We should all try standing while driving a car on long trips. It has to be better for your back.