What about Stretch Armstrong just for goal-line situations?

Based on what I have heard about NBA players, shouldnt he be holding somewhere near his knee?

You could haul tens of pounds of mulch in that thing

Emma: I have a friend who is [Looks over shoulders, makes sure there are no scary cyclists behind her that could hear, whispers to the reporter] A Cyclist

Youre in the presence of greatness. Act like it

You look mad on the Book Cellar website promoting your book reading. Cheer up, you're doing a book reading

What about the rapists? Who would rape them if we were on the saudi court system? Would you get to choose the person who is going rape you or is it the same big dick prison man for everyone? I think rape would really be the one eye for an eye that would work.

Does herbie the love bug count?

That there is the wheel spinny thingy

And what is said batting average?

1987 Toyota Land Cruiser FJ60. Lots of room and can go anywhere.

How can you go 30mph over the speed limit while high? I would freak out. I envision Tommy Boy when they are going 15mph in a 65 and get pulled

Hell yeah. I now consider myself a high roller rolling around in my Honda Accord.

well at least he has good taste

What about lindsey lohan in herbie fully loaded? Now THATS great driving footage

Maybe she can pull a Blake Griffin and jump over it at the layup competition.

Only money and fame can turn a family against each other like this. I mean a restraining order against his own mother after giving her more money than she has ever seen in her life? Mo Money, Mo Prollems

My car doesnt have a top or doors (1972 Land Cruiser) and my neighbors left me a note that said they no longer wanted me driving it in front of their house because it looked unsafe and their kids were getting the wrong idea wanting to get a car like mine when they grow up.

How is he not addicted to painkillers after all these surgeries? He seems like he would get addicted very easily

Look at this fucking hoopster