These canadian police wouldnt know how to handle real crime. This old man is probably the most violent person in all of Saskatoon

Oh no, now he's going to look like a skinny African instead of.... Oh wait, nevermind

She has a bright future in professional softball

Ate the lemon in his water on accident?

What group of people are best prepared for the end of the world? If we had to live off the land and support ourselves starting tomorrow, who would last the longest? I would think the continent of Africa already has a leg up except for the whole aids thing.

What is harder to put to bed at night: a really drunk college girl or a 2 year old?

With a face like that, preeeettty sure we dont have to remember the name

Cameron Diaz should play her in a lifetime movie

Does the blue and yellow carpet match the drapes?

I guess its true what they say about their 3rd leg....

#Trappedinthecloset

Could be a sebring or a C70 based on the longer wheelbase or the trunk

What about the animals? Wha wha what would they be made of???

God Bless You?

He's no Ryan Leaf, but he's headed in the right direction

I assume he is holding out for the Bobcats job

Im guessing the guy that wrote this went to "scholl"?

Can someone tell me what a bi/tri pump is? It sounds like one of my patented sex moves

They need to take Mr. Ramsey out for a McRib

Yeah I dont think secret service men would look good in an track suit and fila running shoes. I would sacrifice performance over style when it comes to the protection of our nation's leader