Try hitting a bird mid-flight then come talk to me.

Yeah, im pretty sure I have a blackberry in a pile of wires under my tv from 5 years ago. Deleting someone from Blackberry messenger is basically a minor inconvenience

I think he even got an imaginary hummer from Teo's GF too

Its fabulous when your shoes are fancier than your girl's

Does the shower make everything smell worse or just farts?

I work for a financial institution selling insurance and talk with dumb people all day who are either complaining about Insurance or yelling at me. I am ~90% sure I am going to get another job somewhere else in the next week or so. At what point is it OK to yell and call the customer on the other line a dumbass and…

Is he OK?

That coach looks so pissed after initial contact with his balls. He lets out a little old man yelp

He looks too much like one of the Kim Jong's

Ive seen some great stache's on white people and some nice fluffy ones on black people, but I think a mixed breed mustache just isn't in the cards. Nice try, Shane

Nantz and his cronies should go through every televised Masters and find any little infraction on former players so we can strip them of their titles and point it out. Im sure there have been some players before the social media era who broke the rules and got away with it.

Do you think a team will pick him up just because of his decision to come out and be the first team to have an openly gay player on the roster just because its cool now?

Did it already hit her in the face???

Any guesses on what Gasol's hair smells like?

That would be your typical Alabama hanging Chad

They are the David Blaine of the minor league hockey system

So it only matters what conference the teams were in at the time of the draft? Like Miami and VT picks pre 2003 count toward the Big East?

High schooler assults managers with penis?

"He then jumped on teammates’ backs and hit them with his penis"

He is still the most overpaid Cleveland Brown person in that city