That would be your typical Alabama hanging Chad

They are the David Blaine of the minor league hockey system

So it only matters what conference the teams were in at the time of the draft? Like Miami and VT picks pre 2003 count toward the Big East?

High schooler assults managers with penis?

"He then jumped on teammates’ backs and hit them with his penis"

He is still the most overpaid Cleveland Brown person in that city

Just to show support, I am going to not wear bugspray and not light my cirtronella candle when I go outside on my aids-free land

And you don't think this diamond studded cheetah watch doesn't apply to normal folks like me? You are truly mistaken sir, that beautiful sparkly feline belongs on my wrist.

Not happy she is throwing up gang signs

That is pure joy.

I hope his brother doesnt kill himself and take the easy way out. I'm sure there are some people that want answers and want to see him get raped repeatedly in jail for the rest of his life.

Not to go off topic, but the kid on his dad's shoulders looks like the kid from Hook

Do you think that all things smell worse in a shower? I farted in the shower and it immediately hit my nose with that patented sour decay smell and it got me thinking, do all smells magnify 50 times in the shower? I don't know how to test my theory but I think they probably do.

What is the easiest way to clean the tip of your penis without feeling like knives are opening your pee hole? Baby shampoo?

Guns dont kill people, Guns kill people.

Guns don't kill people, Guns kill people.

At least he has nice hair?

So Hugh Grant didn' get punched? Damn

Indians always trying to get their piece of the pie even when land and casinos aren't involved

Its supposed to be the other way around. I dont think black girls are into thick white men.