Not sure why, but at first I read your use of the word "crib" as "curb". I was concerned.

"The point is that you are aware enough of your child's individuality to meet their needs."

Re: Bialik——I'm curious about the benefits of sleeping and doing pretty much everything with a child glued to your body. Mostly I wonder if it doesn't make them more needy than average since they are always with someone else and get used to it. Wouldn't that foster co-dependency and attachment anxieties when they…

There are many other ways of being a bad person or just a plain old crappy one than the ones you listed. I just want to see if they turn out to be remotely kinder than average. That would be a remarkable in and of itself.

Serious question: So male body-snarking is acceptable on this site? I swear I am not trolling, but honestly want to know, since we are not permitted to speak this way about women.

Now that was a much more valuable response to the situation than criticizing her critics for simply talking about what they see in front of them. Well done.

Does that make you feel better? To be "fuming" over what is obvious to absolutely everyone so much so that it is sad and disturbing? Are we not permitted to comment on it because it is—gasp!— making a negative comment about a woman's appearance? Are we only permitted to say nice and polite things while we sit drinking…

Mostly what I see is that she essentially says the same things "I don't like to talk about that" or "all family's have issues" or "I don't listen or read anything about that" but in comparing the two in her appearance, tone and demeanor, she seems so sad now, so lost, regurgitating the same shit 8 years later.

I notice that she keeps on doing projects that mix seamlessly with drugs and alcohol: The Canyons, drunk and messy Liz, and now this.

She has terrible taste in clothes. Every time I see her on a red carpet I want to take her aside, rip off her garment, and find something form-fitting and flattering. Enough with the loose blouses buttoned up to there already!

What is up with Lindsay's posture?

Those aren't rumors, though. Those are gay facts.

Did you see it???!

If you look at 0:33 seconds in, she shows her palpebra tertia, or second set of eyelids. It's most common in cats, but in humans it is seen only on Rosemary's baby. Seriously, watch for it at :33.

Ahem...if something like this "Fuck, Marry, Kill" stuff was posted about a woman on any site in the world, the hell that would be raised here on this site would be unqualified.

You clearly have not been introduced to my mother.

I am mostly sad that I'll never see what happens next on that show. It was AWESOME.

I liked his much better then. He was my imaginary boyfriend back then. Now not so much.

A) He looks like an Indian Charles Manson

Don't look at it as a bad thing that happened. I mess up sometimes in the way I come off on the internet (and on Jezebel it is easier than most places to be considered wrong.) However, since your detractors do have a point, take it with a grain of salt(water) taffy.