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I heard "I will fight anybody for some shmear." (Obviously for a bagel.)

Especially since they were white sheets with a white hood.

That's okay. It happens to me on occasion and then I get irritated if I have something to add, but it's way too late. You, however, have taught me that it is never too late.

Wow, I posted this back in January. You're a really slow reader...

I thought Chaplin looked downright creepy, which is not something I ever noticed before.

Well, I for one am having some sort of racial existential crisis because, although it's definitely not the first girl, I am not 100% sure it's the second either. (Of course, I have terrible trouble telling two little long-haired blued eyed girls in my neighborhood apart either.)

Sorry, Heather. Reading this a little late. But, with regards to your assertion that Huma knew who she married, all we have to do is think of her boss Hilary and how, although she certainly would have known that Bill was a flirty guy, she would have had no way of knowing the levels, the many many levels of betrayal he…

May the Schwartz be with her, because no self-respecting Jew would ever nickname their daughter Pepper.

It's spelled PCP.

I always thought the expression was "I don't know you from atom." Something new daily.

It wasn't just about her weight. The comments I read were about her overall average or below-average appearance compared to his son of a Nordic god-looking self. But yes, cellulite too. It offends people. I have had it since I was 10. I know how much it offends.

I don't know—seems like a pretty terrible assessment to make regardless. It would be like saying to another jewish person, as one myself, who was perhaps my boss or just a successful person "oh you would have definitely found a a way out of Europe whereas another Jew would have been sent to the gas chamber. Good for…

Because of the words "stood on the outskirts" I am convinced that USA Today knew that Mr. Felterbush was up to no good.

Those were really REALLY boring errors, people. However, one thing more boring than that? The fact that the news anchor at the 1:49 mark looks like a raven-haired Tatum O'Neil.

And if it were ectoplasm? Who you gonna call?

Considering the Paula Deen climate right now, don't they essentially have to address it by dismissing them? And yet on the other hand, wouldn't that just about get rid of half the houseguests? I watched the first 5 or six seasons and I recall a few racist or homophobic incidents and they were actual incidents. And…

I knew I knew him from somewhere! My mother was right all along; the universe moves in mysterious ways.

It seriously does look like some sort of time-traveling bizarro world spinoff. Elaine as the wacky neighbor.

I thought the movie wasn't terrible. (I was expecting the worst after the feeble Jodi Arias story last week.) I thought Bruckner was really quite good at making us see her humanity as well as her limitations, but it felt restrained at times as well. I would have preferred Bruckner to have really gotten her hands a…