L-O-V-E Nat King Cole

Did anyone else think the headline implied a menstruation costume? No, just me. Ok.

I work there. I don’t wanna brag (yes, I do), but I can see her every day. She is cuter in person than she is in video.

I didn’t smile during chemo because it sucks and I felt like crap at ALL TIMES. I wasn’t about to put on a smile to make other people comfortable with my appearance, and I sure as shit wasn’t deluding myself into thinking faking a smile would somehow make me feel or look better/healthy. This mirror can suck it.

I mean, you really are doing God’s work. Thank you.

Same. I use the cacti method of pluralizing penis. :)

What’s with Nev and the pseudo Star of David? I know that it isn’t a throwback to the stars from the holocaust, but do we really need to hash those idiosyncrasies out at the VMAs? I vote no.

Thank you! <3

SAME! I have stage 4 BC and I’ve never been offered more essential oils in my life. The only thing those oils are essential for is the thing you squeezed them out of. Gah. I wanted to punch well-meaning people in the throat and scream “SCIENCE” every time.

Am I the only one interested in confirming the species of snake? I think it is a bush viper, which in this situation, is ironically named. I’ve over thought this, haven’t I?

Why not both?

I don’t have enough mouth gaping WTF memes for this anymore?!?!?!

Same. I giggle every time.

I lost it at Shirley Jackson lottery...kudos, kudos.

Am I the only one who finds it a little ironic he wasn’t aware the Soviets liberated Auschwitz?

Nope. They are both rodents, but they are in different families.

Same. 

Thank you. It is hard, dirty, and smelly work, but I wouldn’t do anything else.

They are actually put into a cushy sling and lowered into a large box or crate with water in it. The sling has two holes for their pectoral fins. Believe it or not, the dolphins actually swim right into the slings without a problem. Animal Care Staff helps the dolphin learn how to get in a sling from a very young age…

I work for an accredited zoo/aquarium and I can tell you, you want to travel like an animal. For us, dolphins and other large animals fly by private jet, if they are going long distances. Locally they will go by car, van, or truck. Not only do they fly private, but a vet and, at least, one of their keepers/trainers go…