1. God doesn’t have to forgive me for being a raging racist asshole, because I try super hard not to be one.

Alas, he was beaten out by Baldwin, Maine. We’ll see what happens when I revisit my rankings next year.

Jesus fucking Christ

I can’t believe that, in early voting, Wellness is beating Capitalism, considering that Wellness is Capitalism, just the even worse kind of capitalism where it’s explicitly trying to sell you bullshit by making you feel really awful about yourself. At least regular capitalism occasionally produces really cool sandwich…

When she says he’s “more handsome in person” it looks like she’s about to grab a knife and fork and eat him right up, y’all!!!

I can’t be the only one who read “Rhode Island’s youngest state senator” in the headline, glanced down to see a video freeze-frame of Paul DiMaio, and wondered “that’s Rhode Island’s youngest senator?”

So, now he’s piss-poor?

This...is pretty fucking cool. Raising awareness in any venue at any time IMO is welcome.

My sister still had her sense of humour, she just didn’t feel like smiling at all. Her energy went into getting through her treatments. If someone told her to smile, I would’ve smacked them upside the head on her behalf.

You don’t like tattoos, that’s fine. Don’t get them. Don’t shame how others choose to decorate their body.

I get that tattoos are not for everyone and personal taste and all that, but equating tattoos to self-harm is pretty shitty.

I would have thought the article made no sense. I mean Obama’s oldest daughter wasn’t even born yet when Cobain died. Now we are supposed to believe a baby dyed her hair blue? The whole story would fall apart.

In 20 years if Sasha Obama is an advisor to a president and wants to lie about her youth, she should be held to account too.

Yeah, but in context, Weiters has been crowding the batter zone all series. Happ hit him on a backswing. In the same inning as this, he interfered with a swing.

I always say it peni. Like the plural of cactus is cacti, the plural of penis should be peni.

Swifties, you had your day but Imma tell you right now, I’ll be pissed if a real animals wins the Mythological Beauty Creature contest overall. (This goes for ducklings, narwhals, and yes, Fiona too, however cute she be.)

I got you, sister.

Not a huge fan of Madigan or her deputies - they’re not the most pro-active bunch (they sat on the Laquan Mcdonald case for a year, waiting on public opinion to finally force them to file charges, among other issues) - but this is a big step. I don’t know any Chicagoans who don’t have some wild tale about police…

Ugh, so sorry for your DX.. Cancer just sucks beyond anything else.

This stuff really bugs me.