Whatever his issues may be, I suspect that J Martin is able to overcome them with time and counseling.

Dolph as a former trophy husband to a wealthy woman, but now that she’s dead (or divorced), he’s having to rent out rooms in his house to make ends meet. It was either that or get a real job. Basically, the Blanche role.

It’s the fake glasses..

While an Odd Couple reboot seems like the obvious choice, I’d like to up that ante and suggest calling up Carl Weathers and Jackie Chan for a full Golden Guys series.

When the super Christian, stable genius president does it, it’s NOT a sin!

I think you’ve mistaken it for WetMD.

Spaghetti sauce! That would be a great use for it. The heat was OK, but I didn’t love the taste. With other bigger tastes, like tomatoes and garlic, I could see it slotting in nicely in a recipe. Just too much on its own.

Just a heads up on the Sambal Oelek, there are two different types of Sambal. One is with the gold wrapper that is used more as a cooking ingredient to add some nice fermented heat to your food. I use this stuff even in my sphagetti sauce for a lazy diablo pasta sauce. The other Sambal is the clear bottle. The clear…

fuck her & her god

Two words: Cheap. Grace.

It sounds like a pious act, until you realize the God being praised in the songs is just his own name rearranged in different ways. 

Ixnay.

Kanye? Kan-nay.

You know about it. You just don’t remember it. There’s a difference.

Looks like ol mort got caught drinking in the middle of the day again.

After a car ride to the studio lot where the Banana Splits show is filmed (and some of the lengthiest, most pointless automatic dialogue replacement conversations I’ve ever heard in a film, accompanied by deeply exciting shots of the family car turning left, then right, then ambling slowly through the parking lot—easy…

my man only knows one way to play: FULL THROTTLE

Confused and angered by their departure from the natural order, Humphrey was determined to see the Browns choke.

better box copy: One banana, two banana, three banana, GORE!

So fortunate we have a president who leads by example.