What snake doesn’t love a Lil Pump?

I’ve been thinking about all the great comments gone by. Stuff like “Nice of them to photoshop the tree out.”, “More like no such dame”, and the many many things that are >Tebow.

RIP Deadspin. I love you all. Except Spanfeller. No one loves you.

Goos-thulu

CERTIFIED DREWPIES

I would take hit by any goddamn vehicle you can find before fucking Rush. Just fucking yuck, man.

This will really help that kicker’s National Guard application.

Somewhere, Emmitt Smith nods wisely.

“...And that’s how I met your deaf Grandma.”

Defensive Holding!

-Dang. Guess we’ll See You (7-9 months) Later, Space Cowboy.

Doo? (shrugs, nods) Little.

Is Pretty, For A Texas Gal really better?

Typical Stupid Texans. The joke goes: Why does the wind blow south in Oklahoma? Because Texas sucks and Kansas blows.

Roger Rabbit just shit his P-P-P-P-P-P-ANTS.

When he takes em off he’s Stuporman!

He’s just ordering more hair dye, since he clearly got shoe polish last time. Also, Fuck all Christians right in their lying fuck-witted mouths.

The Ref is Kinja.

Read a book, Donkey.

AND STILL GREY.  STOP SNIFFING YOUR OWN ASSHOLE DEADSPIN.