There is no mystery here. Clearly those poor children were suffering from multiple skulliosis. Silly archaeologists.

OK Boomer.

That time Luke mugged R2 and a snake. Very polite of Obi to surrender immediately.

“Wait. Explain it again.” was an actual line. And then they didn’t. I am really loving the lack of exposition, and, you’re right, the visuals and that perfect music really enable that.

What snake doesn’t love a Lil Pump?

Boomer wouldn’t be perjorative if there weren’t so many stupid selfish asshole  boomers.

I’ve been thinking about all the great comments gone by. Stuff like “Nice of them to photoshop the tree out.”, “More like no such dame”, and the many many things that are >Tebow.

RIP Deadspin. I love you all. Except Spanfeller. No one loves you.

Goos-thulu

CERTIFIED DREWPIES

I would take hit by any goddamn vehicle you can find before fucking Rush. Just fucking yuck, man.

This will really help that kicker’s National Guard application.

Somewhere, Emmitt Smith nods wisely.

“...And that’s how I met your deaf Grandma.”

Defensive Holding!

-Dang. Guess we’ll See You (7-9 months) Later, Space Cowboy.

Doo? (shrugs, nods) Little.

Is Pretty, For A Texas Gal really better?

Typical Stupid Texans. The joke goes: Why does the wind blow south in Oklahoma? Because Texas sucks and Kansas blows.

Roger Rabbit just shit his P-P-P-P-P-P-ANTS.