I hope the Twitcher/Youtuber sees this and uses it. Drop your Soup? BLAM! Stop Walking? BLAM! Slow Down Too Often? BLAM! Run Over By Train? BLAM! 

And Fuck your Graylist Deadspin.

Burfict having a job has been proof the NFL doesn’t actually care about player safety for years.

It’s The Long Walk with soup! I havent read this whole article yet but I hope people follow them and shoot anyone who stops. Holy Shit! That is something I would actually watch on Twitch.

SHHHHH!

Could you narrow it down a bit?

The tattoo artist misspelled Unemployable, but it gets the message across.

That’s So Ravens.

It’s true. Rocky is both Ox and Moron.

I do little things like blow out candles or turn off lights if I can.  I flushed every single toilet in Prey. I don’t know why.

Don’t forget the Feckin kicker!

Afterwards, she embarassed Jon Snow (again. today.) then ate the Hound’s last chicken.

This is gonna tank the value of my Weiner Dog Art collection.

According to his gut and uselessness eh...coulda been anywhere really.

I stopped reading your comment after that beautiful jab at the cast of the View to scroll up and star it. Then I read the remainder of your comment, and scrolled back up so I could un-star and then re-star it. That was some stark-ass honest shit right there. Who admits loving chicken McNuggets?

I really should have gone with:

snikt!

Bob Kraft stumbled a bit during the Patriot’s big WWE entrance just now. It’s fine tho, Tom gave him a hand.

recrane kick.

6yds is a decently deep dicking.