If you are relying on the Chargers to execute, you really have only yourself to blame.

Republican Party credo. . . .

According to Belichick, common courtesy is something to be exploited unless there’s a rule that prohibits him from doing otherwise.

Remember, you can be arrested based on the officer’s discretion; you are not CHARGED until the prosecutor reviews his report and decides they agree that the report is enough for them to proceed. Then you go to court and the judge reads the Prosecutor’s INDICTment/CHARGES to you formally. A lot of people get that…

I thought he was referring to that shitty Johnny Depp movie.

I mean, this was kind of inevitable. The jokes about the dude with the giant “69" tattoo on his face being able to forge a new identity in middle America all kind of wrote themselves.

I blew out all the candles in Dishonored 2 and screamed at every torch in RiME

Oh fuck off. I’ve never watched GOT but I’ve seen him in plenty of other roles and he’s a phenomenal actor. I do know that like it or not that show wouldn’t have been NEARLY the success it was during its run without his charming ass in it. So that’s literally the only GOT Emmy I’m OK with.

“Look, we get it, he doesn’t…

Upgrade Mother.

Like most cats, when signaling submission, Bangles show their ass. 

I really enjoyed her performance in season 2 of Fargo

Would you beat it to....my neighbor? 

It’s a beautiful day in...my bunk?

Disagree! I think Rocky would have been drawn to "Oscar". I bet he would have found it clever. Because Rocky is kind of a dummy.

I shut doors because I’m always afraid someone/something is going to sneak up on me. Rust cemented this because if you forget to shut your door someone can just come in and kill you while you’re distracted. Like a newb, with a stick, who squeeks some offensive word at you. 

Spider-man was good (probably because it was the only 2099 title Marvel actually cared about).

I’ll stick up for the Peter David run on Spiderman 2099, but that is it. 

The Cars-Just What I Needed

I can’t for the life of me figure out where that cop at the end came from.

no, but only because I don’t want to. and because it isn’t worth trying to justify what i mean to someone that probably just wants to argue anyhow