rustytracks
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I think Winona Ryder might also be common-law married to Sadie Frost after their kiss in the rain from Dracula, too

Oh, come on, baseball isn't that bad.

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

Fuck the police.  

yet the owners scoffed at the idea of a celery cap.

Pine, I love you as Kirk, but what the hell are you wearing in that photo? Please tell me thats not what we’re wearing in the future?

Unbelievable. Shoulder pads are like 90% of Warcraft.

Of all the fuckery that could excrete this preposterous utterance to coat my day like shit on the sides of an outhouse trench, and fill me as whole with delight as the hole of a rented receptacle, what fucking joy I now feel! All of you mili-cocks cheer with me, every shit-tainted one of you!

Just call me after each episode and I’ll act it out for you. If my wife answers, pretend we’re committing adultery. It’ll throw her off the scent.

I can understand that someone would be scared knowing that no matter they do, they wont be half as good as Mark Hamill was.

Israel is an apartheid state and a colonial state imposed on Palestinians, it has no right to exist.

Nike also has no head or arms.

Sounds like for the moment he’ll be useless but not for long.  I’m sure he’s looking forward to finally being let out of his cage.

That’s where dust comes from. It’s actually ghost jizz.

I kinda hope the way to defeat that Triple Death Star is to do a trench run in each one.

One of Kubrick’s greatest talents, which I think not enough people fully recognize, was his way of combining different tones within one work so that they’re all valid and don’t cancel each other out. You can look at The Shining and be terrified, AND you can take note of how a lot of it is comical when you take a step

Asked the vet what kind of dog he thinks Caeser is

technically its an incel phone

I think you should read the article you linked

“See ya later, instigator!”