These State Farm ads are getting pretty good!

I’m super excited about the (hopefully) likely return of the t-shirt of the month club. They design some damn fine shirts, and, well it’s about time to replace some of those older ones. Maybe that’s how they decide how far apart to release the seasons! Once the shirts from last season’s shrink (or we grow in the…

This is really going to strain Jeopardy!’s “no stories about your cats” policy.

Looks like it’s at least partially because of this.

“Joke’s on them! Check out my awesome parking spot now”

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I’m so excited!

We just need her to come down and hang out at a Walmart in anywheresville, USA for a couple weeks. She’ll feel thin and beautiful by the end of it.

Can I take this opportunity to mention how the Raiders had the first pick in a draft that included first-ballot Hall of Famers at five different positions (Calvin Johnson, Joe Thomas, Adrian Peterson, Patrick Willis, and Darrelle Revis) and took JaMarcus Russell first overall?

I’m just going to put this out there:

No, fuck that. Little truth time. I was savagely bullied from about 1st grade through Highschool. Small school, and it was one kid for 8 years that made every day of my life hell, but nothing ever happened to him because his daddy donated an entire fucking wing to the elementary school. I was undersized and had/have…

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

That’s also the climax of Donkey Kong.

If you want characters with conspicuous, prominent hoods, there’s always Assassin’s Creed...

Goggins is seriously one of my favorite actors ever. Absolutely kills it in comedy or drama, crazy talented.

A much classier alternative to OKKKCupid

i like the scene where he gets his new haircut and is walking through the halls like mr. cool then people are laughing at him and he realizes he made a terrible mistake.

Pitting this as the Godly alternative to Black Panther really highlights the white supremacist underpinnings of American evangelicals.