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Maybe if fart noises count.

He stayed behind his O line most the night too.

Behind the Pearly Gates is a donkey and a mocking trombone.

I should have made a burner named pinky to give you this 3rd star.

If, like a good drunk, you have avoided eating, then any half dried patch of vomit will work for this technique as well.

It’s a drinking aid. You want to be drunk enough for the person on the right to look sexy, but not so drunk that Lou makes any sense.

The suggested next video is about suicide prevention.

Well they just now got past magnets and margaritas will, frankly, just slow the whole process down. But they’ll get there eventually!

Kinja really needs a button to close the replies and move to the next thread for when you click “Show more replies” and realize it’s 8 pages of fuckheads arguing with each other between savory sniffs of their own farts.

Nah, that’s Muskullini.

He Haden even got up yet!

He then yelled “BRING ME MAH BUCKET!” and proceeded to bark loudly until he was given several raw fish.

It was called a Stockholm Slap when Clark Gable did it.

His brother Jim’s Kool-Aid stand never worked out either.

Church of Satan’s Twitter is fun when they aren’t shilling for iPhones.

At least it wasn’t 2 guys and 1 cup.

That last bit of advice is terrible.

Rhinonin! :D