Whitehead’s gonna feel silly when he finally takes that other puppy’s glasses off.

I’m pretty sure he’s in the public sphere on his own orbit.

“They told me over and over about firework safety. Man, if I had a knuckle...”

Do they acknowledge that the kid is dressed like Han Solo?

Uh, I believe that is a camel toe clutch.

If you want to get offended at “bored” maybe a twitter spat isn’t the best retort.

Finishing a Typhon powers only + kill all humans run thru Prey. (I found the IT Security Closet Keycard finally. The rewards were meh.)

I scream, You scream, We all scream for Equality.

Say what you will about the QTEs, I just saw Spider-Man make a goon punch himself in the face. And that makes me very happy.

You left, right?

Well it’s also Family Night, so maybe best to just leave them out.

Ammonia: Cat fear.

Should I play a little deeper Coach?

I can’t tell if those buildings in the background are actually curvy or if I am still drunk.

And she’s got tons of friends in France!

Last night I combined this with a crockpot artichoke spinach dip recipe i’ve been making for a while. Huge success! Many high fives. Very Little Leftover. Thank You.

If he rubs that magnet around his head a little bit, they’ll never find him.

The fuck you laughing at? That’s a triple double!

“Hail Hydra!”