This is the kind of silly stupidity that keeps me coming back to Kotaku.

Chocolate is a nice shoe choice, but I prefer wingdips.

No employees were harmed making this football play.

The ad on that link is now the Hearthstone “You Wanna Take This Inside?” ad. Fantastic.

Nice darts! Looks like they hit nip eighteen.

This is good Ninja.

I don’t know who snuck that onto the field, but I doubt it was a Tight End.

Just wait until they play Washington.

“This is foreign correspondent Ed Zachery, reporting live from Chinatown.”

Team Nosfordatu still sucks.

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH FAHEY?

Being hit by a +8 car should be between 16 and 17.

There’s a fancy painting of a handsome young man hidden in his attic.

How angry is all the way naked? Maybe he could stage a prolapse. Protest! I totally meant protest.

Potbellied Pirate Shark made my day :)

I bet that bucket is just ruined.

Often times the internet is a shitty place full of hateful people. And then Mike Fahey plays with toys and everything is happy happy again. Thanks!

I like the ones where they remind everyone that they are raging asshats.

And they make it to a Bowl Game every year.

So, not only do we know you’re a whore, we know your price. The price of your Fractured But Whole.