Here’s a theory just as dank:

“Here’s your cheeseburger.”

This is great, but you have to make like 50 spice breads before you can do anything else.

He-Mammy’s secret identity is Al Jolsen.

He-Man? More like He-Mammy, amirite?!

What’s the problem here? Isn’t everyone disgusted by Raiders fans?

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More like Para-gone amirite?

Is that sass I hear? Oh look everyone, Hank’s back.

This is the fanciest version of “I work at Golden Corral” that I have ever seen.

Lactozarus Pit

Hey! Coosin Niko! Let us go see some big American tittees!

I really want a bottle of beer right now.

On disc DLPee is still a concern.

It was like the Phantom Of The Opera went to Mardi Gras and lost a bet.

He’s just being over-Gramatica.

“...and 4 Large Supreme Pizzas. Okay Coach, will these be for here or to go?”

Don’t feel too bad Bills fan, you just made #9 on a whole bunch of lists.

How can you type that many words of angry response without spending the 5 seconds it takes to find out that he does this for every fucking team, every fucking year.

Dang. I’ll only be jumping halfway up flagpoles for a while.