That’s the thing. This article is dumb because just chopping onions tiny doesn’t make them like McDonald’s, it just makes them small. They need to be dehydrated also. The author showed that they are actually clueless about McDonald’s style onions and should be embarrassed.

Since the objectively superior onions found on the Quarter Pounder and other “fancy” sandwiches are hardly what I’d call “diced super-tiny-like,” I can only assume you’re talking about the onions on the regular cheeseburgers and Big Mac.

I was under the impression that Mickey D’s used rehydrated minced onions rather than ultra-diced onion. My guess is that the dehydrating process gives those onions their unique flavor.

Unless McDonalds have changed their onions they aren’t diced, they’re dehydrated onions that have been reconstituted. I guess at some point they may have been diced, but when I worked I never diced an onion.

I have never thought the Southsiders cooler then when they did this. I am impressed they are taking a stand, and the club really should be taking note.

In addition to the mentioned selective media availability, the release was also suspiciously put out the same day as the announcement of a well-respected Vancouver Canucks beat reporter passing away. They could have waited for the next day to put the May statement out, but it sort of looks like they were attempting to…

As much as Vancouver is seen as some international metropolis, it still functions largely as a small town when it comes to media coverage. The larger local media outlets fear for their access and have covered these events as some nebulous fan protest instead of it being a serious scandal and mismanagement. Only…

“This keeps happening. They changed coaches. They traded away DeMar DeRozan, the leading scorer in franchise history, for Kawhi Leonard, one of the very best two-way players in the sport.”

Draconian? Yep. But how frickin dumb do you have to be to try to get weed through an airport security checkpoint in something disguised to look like something else they wouldn't let you through with anyway? That's like trying to smuggle a crack pipe that looks like a gun.

Dallyn Peekeekoot is a secretly amazing name. It combines the whitest possible misspelling of a common first name with a traditional Cree family name. It’s an amazing cultural fusion.

I’d argue that Toronto last year and KC this year put a ton of focus on it—they were certainly putting out first choice lineups for the all the CCL matches and had good runs (Toronto to the finals, KC to the semis). They just weren’t good enough to win, and that’s troubling since Toronto was one of the more expensive…

Pretty sure this is actually a list of Bristol Palin’s exes.

Vicodin and heavy drinking to get through the day? I better talk to my doctor about polymyalgia rheumatica.

I tried to get a “Fuck Mondays” going at my old job, but all I got was a restraining order. What a double standard.

Here’s how the economics work out:

It results in them making a not-zero amount of money on food that would have previously made them zero money.  

and a cheesesteak and French dip are essentially the same thing

The only one of those choices that didn’t make my gag reflex kick in like the thought of going down on Theresa May (shudder) was the cubano.

Amateurs. Monte Cristo.

sloppy joe, slop-a-sloppy joes