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Now as Kevin has pointed out more than once, the comments section has the unfair advantage of “choose your five favorite sandwiches”, unfettered by such considerations as draft strategy, and while sometimes that just flat doesn’t matter (I refer you to my comment in the fast-food item draft last week, which I would

Great comment on one of the tweets:

Jones has all the right attributes: Will, Height, Intelligence, Tenacity, Eye-hand coordination.

You were in Cheers from Gary’s Old Town Tavern?

It’s not serious, everyone here (in Mexico City) knows that it won’t go anywhere and wasn’t intended to.

Slow down there, Constanza.

When I was a kid my mom would give us sliced up bananas in a little bowl of orange juice (eat it like cereal) to get us our complement of fruit for breakfast. One morning I ran late and this was all I had to eat before my friend’s mom picked me up to carpool to school.

What time is it!?!”

Sonics fan here living in Portland. And I work for Moda!  I don’t watch Blazer games. Ever. I’m watching the Mariners game last night, look at Yahoo Sports app on my phone and see the Blazers game is tied, switch over to the game just as Damian is bringing the ball over half court with about 12 seconds to go.  Perfect

I look forward to tomorrow’s post of different countries’s takes on this amazing play.

I’m gonna go to work after i shower. I’m gonna shower after i shit. I’m gonna shit after my coffee. It’s science. It’s industry. It’s the cycle of life.

I swear to god, I looked at it like six times and every time thought it looked funny, and never solved it. My brain is pure shit.

to discuss a forward Walton wrote for a book Tennant published in 2014

That is terrific, and everybody involved comes out as a great person! Been so long since I’ve read good news, I’m not sure how to handle it. Jealous as hell though.....

I empathize with this far more than I should.

When they find out that someone did a reboot of the kids from Talladega Nights but with chicks, Reddit is gonna be pissed.

Those girls are gonna get The Boot:

“Where are their parents? Seriously!” -R Kelly

“After the two girls got into a fight about cigarettes and abused an elderly lady.”