Checks out!

I’ll never understand Australian horse racing.

Of course, Andy Reid being Andy Reid, he doesn’t realize it’s the last two minutes of the half and all dildos have to come from the booth.

Of course he doesn’t endorse Trump.

Mark Lemongello. Right handed pitcher and a tasty dessert.

Easily one of the two grossest yellow liquids ever spread across stadium nachos.

Your handicap is the best 10 of your last 20 rounds. So only those 10 are “used” in calculating your handicap. The bottom 10 scores of the last 20 aren’t used for calculation purposes.

Yep. Choosing which scores to enter and which to omit would defeat the purpose of maintaining a handicap.

“Get Bill Gates in here!”

No, I mean literally. Props to Bauer are what got him in this mess.

Props to Bauer for giving it a try.

I’m still trying to figure out what those things before the ingredients are (1 pound, 2 teaspoons, etc.). Can someone convert these to handfuls, smidges, and buttloads?

Yep. One of the biggest things holding the Leafs back in the past 15 years has been the refusal to hit bottom. There were always half-moves, hedges, that resulted in the team finishing just out of the playoffs forever.

Make it 4!

And make it the trick, less than 2 minutes into the 2nd!

RIP Shannon Hoon.

Also, I believe it’s “spindle cell sarceauxma”.