I bet they bust out white gloves for it next year.

But who would want to eat that? It's going to need to cook for a lot longer if it's going to be tender.

I half expected Goodell to be announced as the latest inductee into the Hall of Fame. Taking a page from the Gil Stein playbook.

I'm available to the media almost every day of my job

Are you sure it wasn't Stevie Wonder's fault?

They've really had a problem lately with cavalier organizations.

Poor old Grimey, never gets any respect.

Or, as in this case, a-holes.

Any of these in Papua New Guinea:

God must really hate Brandon Bostick

I think Nightmare Phone Girl had previously spent some time with Anthony Bourdain in Sint Maarten/St Barths.

More like Tiger Williams, amirite?

I was already going to make this tonight anyway, so it feels like fate. I usually make a sandwich with provolone on a crusty roll. (Also, this freezes and re-heats pretty well, so make as big a batch as you'd like.)

If Ribeiro and Cooke had gotten into it, you might have seen the unprecedented step of players from both teams holding back the officials and telling them to "Let'em go."

How weird is it that Southampton's Chairman (Ralph Krueger) was the head coach of the Edmonton Oilers two seasons ago?

+40 years (required for getting that joke)

For my money, no list is complete without this one:

An additional factor is the whole infrastructure associated with billing, collections, marketing, etc. that is virtually non-existent in countries with socialized healthcare. These costs do nothing to add to the quality of care provided but must be factored into the cost of treatment.

Even as I read that, I'm like "must be Capital Iron". YYJ represent!

Not until they removed them.