+1 for Ephemere. The currant and cherry ones are also good.

The Habs scored an empty net goal as time ran out. Tomas Plekanec retrieved the puck from the net and, as he skated off the ice, stopped and ensured that the puck got to Jean's widow.

He missed Lenoir so much...

*double stander

In fairness, the Indiana State Institute of Science Fighting Newtons went 9-3 this year.

Goddamnit, Donald!

Everybody going everywhere!

It figures that a Fisher would know a thing or two about trolling.

Universally accepted boundaries erased, just like that.

Really? Of the 68 tweets that used Subban's name and the N-word that originated in Massachusetts, you know that none came from Boston? Not to mention any tweets that said something racist without using the N-word or Subban's name? Because "none of those tweets came from Boston" is a pretty definitive statement.

He had yellow eyes! So help me, God! Yellow eyes!

Just put the beer in a paper cup, they said. No one will ever know, they said.

I really don't want to know how she got those beads.

You're welcome. That story came out right before Thanksgiving so it seems like it was missed by most. I was hoping I'd see it picked up here.

You are a horrible person! Eating your pet just because you're sick of turkey.

Sad. Hope it turns out okay.

Smoked some weed, played Call of Mini,

And who cares if he is? If you can play, you can play.