“character pulls tarp off of something they thought they'd put away for good," be it car, motorcycle, or costume. 

(20 seconds of hyper accelerated keyboard clacking...)

I remember hearing stories of one restaurant (The Grill in Tucson, which will shock nobody) of a friend dropping his pen and looking under the table to see “two cockroaches fighting over a tater tot”. Also a horror story about a false wall panel that I shan’t even relay.

Not my story so I can’t enter it in the Pissing Contest, but a co-worker would NOPE right up whenever we suggested a particular local “country cookin’” restaurant for lunch.

My mom lives in rural west buttfuck. The single eatery is a mess of 1970's carpet and mangy mounted animal heads. The last time I ate there, the owner's cat came to the table to visit. Which, to be honest really didn't bug me. The weasel in her mouth put me off my mozza sticks, though. 

Years ago I was at family Italian place in my hometown enjoying some cheese ravioli with a friend. A young girl, maybe 11 years old, got up from a table nearby where she was eating with her parents and brother. She walked toward the kitchen and waitstaff station, and I started to get out of my chair and wave at her be…

Oh... restaurants.  Yes, I remember those...

The worst i ever saw out of a customer was a woman changing her baby’s shit diaper on the restaurant table. We were a large chain restaurant, recently rebuilt after a natural disaster, and had changing stations in both men’s and women’s rooms. There’s no excuse. I’m a parent, don’t try to justify it it, that’s…

GRRRR truck owners suck! No one should have any reason to buy a large truck!

Jalopnik: TOO MANY TRUCKS. TRUCKS TOO EXPENSIVE.  NO ONE USES TRUCKS FOR TRUCK STUFF

A better comparison for ‘Into Darkness’ might be ‘Spectre’, as both have their villain announcing their name in a dramatic way that comes as a reveal metatextually but would have the characters within the story going, “Okay. Not sure why you said it like that.”

Look, I’m not saying it was a good thing that Mexican actor Ricardo Montalban was hired to play an Indian man, but he does at least read as a little closer to the right skin tone than desaturated glass of milk Benedict Cumberbatch.

It also suffered from an incredibly rushed writing schedule: EON finally settled the decades-long legal mess that had kept them from using SPECTRE or the Blofeld character since the Roger Moore era while “Bond 24" was still in pre-production with — at least as rumor had it — a mostly finished script. Instead of…

You tip 1 roll of TP per order. Tip with 2-ply if it is a large order or contactless delivery.

I agree. I think it’s always dumb, but the dumbness is slightly less now. The chances of a run killing someone in a direct way due to higher traffic seems much higher than the chance the somehow they divert resources that could have helped a coronavirus patient and so someone else dies that way.

I think the idea that it’s somehow worse to do this during the coronavirus is quite wrong—yes, a crash will pull resources away from the virus, but a crash during “normal” times could very well kill a family or other innocent roadgoers. Minimizing the risk of that kind of incident seems to at least balance the…

Imagine being in isolation with any of these people. 

This is the best thing you’ve ever written on Jezebel. Please stop writing about celebrities – you’re bad at it. Please stop writing about sex – you’re bad it. Please keep writing about your own life and about disenfranchisement and society – this is really good.

Meanwhile in Hong Kong, there’s a blogger posting about this amazing backyard full of cool rusted out 4x4s that he discovered in his January trip to Michigan.