The chicken bakes. That's why I pay the fee!

Goo, I hate those samples.

Costco is a goddamned nightmare to navigate through under the best of circumstances, but then add in a mob of people flocking around a paper cup of free croutons like they were in a Russian bread line makes it fucking impossible to get past them.

i thought, much like andrew garfield as spider-man, he was well cast and obviously up for the role but the movies that they were asked to be in were...just not good! 

Regardless of the quality of the films, I quite like Affleck’s version of Bruce Wayne/Batman. It’s a really interesting interpretation on the character, much like Henry Cavill’s take on Clark Kent/Superman.

Exactly. THANK you. Well said.

I remember in his commentary for Armageddon how Bay told him to shut up when he brought up the fact that it would be a lot easier for already trained astronauts to be trained to use the drilling equipment.

Brava, Mama Wang.

“He doesn’t fear heaven or earth” is a solid descriptor of Dolt 45.

One time, I went for an early-morning hike in Saguaro National Park and was stung by bee. Later that day, I ate a Sonoran Dog. Thanks for listening to my story.

The Baconator drags the entire menu down. Their breakfast sandwiches were rather good, but that hot mess ruined the entire experience. They should be pushing those croissant sandwiches, which have a lot of potential to become Egg McMuffin-iconic. 

Great photos Kristen!  What camera do you use to shoot?

an evil stepmother in a Disney live-action flick

At 6'4" with bad knees, I will consider myself part of that 5%, but I try really hard not to call anyone nasty names just because they recline into my knees.

This woman is an evil stepmother in a Disney live-action flick starring the latest child actor.

I’ve had to sit in the last row and had no choice. It does suck, but if there is an asshole hitting the back of my seat on purpose, they are going to the fucking hospital.

I feel like a jackass for reading this article.

Competent sports commentary is a severely underrated skill. It’s far from being just stream-of-conscious rambling.

We would cross the street to get KFC, KFC staff would go to the pizza place. Pizza people came to us for donuts and coffee. It was the circle of fast food life. One restaurant gave us 50% off staff meals but everyone customized them to death and of course got double patties, extra fries etc. At my favourite workplace,…

I worked at a place that rhymes with Money Faked Pam one Thanksgiving season and we got sandwiches and assorted sides free daily. The best thing was Thanksgiving eve, any food left in the fridges and freezers was free to us . I took home a turkey breast, a half ham, a huge thing of stuffing, some jars of chutney, and t…

I’m sorry, what?! You couldn’t go there on your off days without permission? WTF