The chicken bakes. That's why I pay the fee!

This post was a roller coaster ride, but I like where I ended up.

You watch The Boys to escape politics? Really? And what do you watch when you want to escape violence on the news, Robocop? 

Goo, I hate those samples.

Costco is a goddamned nightmare to navigate through under the best of circumstances, but then add in a mob of people flocking around a paper cup of free croutons like they were in a Russian bread line makes it fucking impossible to get past them.

i thought, much like andrew garfield as spider-man, he was well cast and obviously up for the role but the movies that they were asked to be in were...just not good! 

Regardless of the quality of the films, I quite like Affleck’s version of Bruce Wayne/Batman. It’s a really interesting interpretation on the character, much like Henry Cavill’s take on Clark Kent/Superman.

Exactly. THANK you. Well said.

I remember in his commentary for Armageddon how Bay told him to shut up when he brought up the fact that it would be a lot easier for already trained astronauts to be trained to use the drilling equipment.

Agreed, much more better (worse?) example — in that case, they should have had some reaction, but instead the script just had everyone with a blank look. IIRC my Star Trek:

Yeah it was the exact same thing with Benedict Cumberbatch in Star Trek Into Darkness when he reveals that he, in fact, is not random guy John Harrison, but rather KHAN!

Spoiler Alert

Deep State Falcon

JJ Abrams sits on the board of Catbank.

My biggest problem with it wasn’t that it contradicted some comic (that, let’s be honest, virtually no one has read compared to how many saw the movie) or that it was Han’s medal that was given to Chewie only after Leia died rather than after Han died (watching the movie I thought it was one Leia had and just didn’t…

I still argue the bigger WTF moment was that Chewie, after all these decades, is still co-pilot whenever there’s another human in the Falcon. He’s been flying that thing forever but never in the big chair. They “othered” him good.

I didn’t even realize it was supposed to be Han’s in the movie.

Brava, Mama Wang.

“He doesn’t fear heaven or earth” is a solid descriptor of Dolt 45.

One time, I went for an early-morning hike in Saguaro National Park and was stung by bee. Later that day, I ate a Sonoran Dog. Thanks for listening to my story.

The Baconator drags the entire menu down. Their breakfast sandwiches were rather good, but that hot mess ruined the entire experience. They should be pushing those croissant sandwiches, which have a lot of potential to become Egg McMuffin-iconic.