Yep! Friendship would be greatly damaged, and I’d possibly need to file a lawsuit for emotional damages. But I feel like I could safely eat lunch at your house.

Out-of-towner from a much, much flatter part of the state. I’ve driven that road a few times but nowadays pretty much avoid it if possible.  RIP.

BAHA! Yes, but no way my tail would be wagging like that (if I had a tail, that is).

Every once in a while (we’re talking years going by)... I’ll put a dollop of relish on a hot dog or burger. But I know about it.

One slight error in the story. The location it happened, RM 2222 at the 5600 block of Mount Bonnell Road, is in west Austin, not east. That it happened there doesn’t surprise me. It’s a fun road to drive because of the turns on it but it’s also very dangerous because of the ups and down and turns. I HATE pulling out…

You sound like this dog:

Gaggggg! There are few things worse to me than a hidden pickle slice. I can enjoy a separate pickle spear, and I like some of the different varieties of pickles just fine... but I don’t like pickles + anything else. No slices on sandwiches, no relish on hot dogs or in potato salad. On the side, or no thank you. I’ve…

I wonder if the intent was some variation on“salty and sweet” like salted caramel, or Chicago mix popcorn (cheese and caramel)? Adding the zing of pickling though ... I am very dubious.

In the abstract, I get the whole sweet n sour thing. But my God, biting into an Oreo and getting a mouthful of pickle just sounds awful.

NAL, but I work in the industry... my guess:

You don’t understand.....

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So what she’s saying is, she’d be up for Alita-more?

It took me a minute to realize those were two photos side by side, and not one photo showing one Thunder player doubled over in ball pain while a rampaging Green kicks another one in the balls right next to him.

Kudos to Diana, she’s doing the Lord’s work as always.

You know, I’m from rural(ish) Colorado, and nothing in this article or this comment section upset or fazed me. It’s all true.

...jesus. +1 grassy knoll

From the album Asses to Asses.

Is Patricia really upset about the slouching or is there a subtext where he just found out the reporter asked out Olive Oyl?

That Paul Pasqualoni line had me laughing.  Nice.